awol !!!!!!!!! fergus

hi my friends how are you . guess what i got up to today ?Well the weather was nice and sunny with a wee breeze i was playing in the garden with Minnie fighting over the snowman toy minus the squeeker as Minnie chewed it out . My mum Nancy was up clearing the bedroom come computer room sheeeeeeeeee!!dont tell her i said that but she is a hoarder she is clearing out guiding rubbish that has accumulated over the years as she now has retired and that's why we were bought to keep her busy.Dad went out to the Bank and Nancy was still working away upstairs . I thought id liven things up a bit and play a wee trick on her . I started to bark so loud Nancy kept shouting shut up! fergus nothing wrong with you you have been out. Nancy came downstairs couldnt see me there she went back there .I started to bark again back down the stairs she came moaning !!!i was hidden she went upstairs again and she was looking under all the beds in the bedrooms as I always hide there . I could hear her talking to herself he must be in the house some where off she trotted down the 13 stairs again!!I see her I start barking . Guess where I was stuck below the new chair a recliner with my head sweezed thru the bottom bit when she saw me she got me out but didn't look to see if i was ok nope she checked the chair over to see if it was OK but when Dad came back she told him he sat and lol said whit did you dae fergus? and guess where Minnie was all this time asleep!!